Mak: Loves his Mac, enjoys his job at Cyber Revolutionary Advanced Products, plans on getting further ahead than his pal, Billy.
Heather: Love interest of Billy’s, though she adores Mak.
Seth: Works with the guys at C.R.A.P., a tad clumsy, Seth has been “the new guy” at work for 3 years now.
Mr. Sanders: (No, not the chicken guy), C.E.O. of C.R.A.P., admires all of his employees, but cannot figure out Billy.
Dubya: This banana-head makes occasional cameos. He’s the only characters dumber than Billy.
Greys: These elusive little guys will show up from time to time. Keep an eye out!
Santa: He knows when you’ve been naughty or nice. He also knows when Billy wets his bed.
Martha Stewart: Easily the most terrifying character there is. Martha appears about as often as Sasquach, and with the same terror.
Shrek: He’s not of this world, nor this comic strip. However, he likes to visit from time to time. Billy makes Shrek feel like Donkey isn’t so dumb after all.
